Hotel Simons

It didn't go unnoticed that the minute we moved to Edinburgh there was a sudden flood of friends and family eager to come and stay. We loved having you but it was always a bit annoying that, despite the large size of the flat, we didn't actually have a guest room for you to sleep in.

To address this problem we moved house. We now have newly decorated guest room but no-one lined up to stay in it. Now, I know Linlithgow isn't quite as glamorous as Edinburgh but come on! Jane and Tim, you did your bit but the timing was all wrong!

So, I would like to announce the completion of the Hotel Simons Guest bedroom. Bookings are being taken. Please note: We do have a new bathroom but we may not have any type of kitchen facilities during your stay. However please feel free to contribute for a take away at any point.

(Just a little tip: Do not try and fit 5 wardrobes in one car and still expect to be able to see out of the windows. We tried this today and it was highly dangerous and bad for the suspension.)