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Dear Anonymous, (see comment on post below)

What I meant was that my Plumber was the worst plumber in the history of plumbers. I was willing her to be good but she wasn't. The loo leaked, the basin leaked, the bath leaked, the shower broke, the towel rail leaked and the living room ceiling fell down.

It wasn't her Glaswegian-ness or her lesbian-ness that I disapproved of - it was her crapness.

Oh, and please leave your name when leaving comments, anonymous ones are a bit spooky.