wet room no-no

If any of you are considering doing up your bathroom I feel that I am in a very good position to advise you:

Do not a) employ a Glaswegian lesbian plumber. Need I say more? And b) Don't try and be clever and build a so-called 'wet room'.

This is what my client insisted we design for her and now she has gallons of water gushing out all over the place. (I know cos I had to test the showers with 3 builders this morning.)

I can feel the recriminations gathering pace in the distance.....