Dinosaurs

As the dulcet tones of the radio alarm filtered through my sleep this morning, gradually rousing me into consciousness, I heard a traffic announcement.

I was half asleep so I'm not sure if I was dreaming or not, but I heard there was a traffic jam near Hull due to large dinosaurs on the road.

I can only assume these were fibre glass models overhanging the edges of the lorry so consequently going slowly, rather than actual real live dinosaurs. I really hope so. By the time I was awake enough to question what I had heard, the announcement was over and now I am left in a state of confusion.