Dear Secret Santa,

Thank-you very much for my new bag of green tea.

I have already enjoyed 4 cups of it today and I imagine that it will keep me going for at least 18 months. It is also nice to know that the tea leaves have not been handled by a million fingers and are totally pubic hair free, unlike the last bag.

Hope you had a good Christmas, and your reindeers are well. Please pass on my regards to all your Elves; they did sterling work yet again.

love Rachel,