Medical advance

Boys look away now...

I am pleased to report a major advance in medical science. I had my 3 yearly trip to see the nurse this morning. (I'm sure you know what I'm talking about) I asked her to make sure she warmed up the speculum and she said, 'oh! We don't use metal ones any more, these are plastic so don't feel cold at all'

I can confirm that, as she promised, it didn't feel cold. Still, it did nothing to diminish the excruciating embarrassment of having your legs up on stirrups. Thank god that's over for another 3 years.