Colleague quote of the day

Me: (on getting back in the nice warm car after completing a survey in a freezing cold building) I didn't like being in that gloomy house, especially in the pitch black bits.

(Drive for 2 minutes. Pass sign for Natural Burial site.)

Me: Urgh, I'd hate to be buried, all cold and dark.
Colleague: Yeah, but your eyes soon get used to it.

I think I can safely assume from this that my colleagues don't listen to me.