Thursday is pikey day

Thursday is pikey day in my town.

This is because the Sheriff's court opposite my office prosecutes all the louts for breaching their ASBOs and being drunk and disorderly on a Thursday afternoon. (That's to say they prosecute them on a thursday. The louts don't get drunk and disorderly on a Thursday, but then again that would explain the racket that is currently going on at the bus stop just outside my window)

So anyway, the pikeys all turn up on the bus from the 4 corners of West Lothian, get let off their misdermeanors by the Sheriff, walk around town wearing caps and track suits and making noise, then get back on the bus again.