Discovery
Me: urgh that apple I had at lunch was horrible.
Nick: I know, I had one too - all dry and bitty and sour. Anyway, I hate Granny smiths.
Me: do you? I thought they were your favourite?
Nick: God no. I only buy them cos I know you like them.
Me: but I don't! They are the worst kind of apples. I only buy them cos you like them.
Nick: but I like golden delicious.
Me: So do I!
Nick: ...How long have we been together?
Me: Obviously not long enough.
Nick: I know, I had one too - all dry and bitty and sour. Anyway, I hate Granny smiths.
Me: do you? I thought they were your favourite?
Nick: God no. I only buy them cos I know you like them.
Me: but I don't! They are the worst kind of apples. I only buy them cos you like them.
Nick: but I like golden delicious.
Me: So do I!
Nick: ...How long have we been together?
Me: Obviously not long enough.
posted by Rach at 12:12
2 Comments:
Does anybody actually like Granny Smiths?
I think Grandpa Smiths is rather fond of her.
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