Her Royal Highness?

Now that both Prince William and my youngest sister are newly single and available, my sister thinks it would be an ideal match. In some respects I think she is right. She is one year younger than the prince, she is beautiful, and she would look marvelous in a tiara. The only reservation I have is this: how would a girl from Scunthorpe, who snorts when she laughs, be accepted by the Queen?

OK, We are working on eradicating the snorting, but just imagine what it would do for the royals' reputation if the Prince married a Northerner! Marvelous.

Now. How do I set up a date?