Badgers

Me: So whats the latest with the badger situation?
Boss: I'm glad you asked me that. We are going to build a man made badger sett here, and surround our site with one-way badger fencing.
Me: One-way badger fencing? Does that really exist?
Boss: Of course!

Long pause...

Ian: Did you know, Badgers like to slide down hills.
Me: What! For fun?
Ian: No, as a means of getting to the bottom.

All of us: (dissolve into helpless mirth)