Thursday, December 13, 2007

Spectacular U-turn overheard in Ikea

Two posh bohemian looking women discuss a huge brown rug:

Blonde: Oh I say… Look at that. (points at rug) That’s stunning.
Brunette: Oh yeeees. Faaaaabulous
Blonde: Amaaaazing price….
Brunette: Living room?
Blonde: Hmmm maybe yes
Brunette: Just as a temporary measure, until we get the tufted wilton
Blonde: (tilts head to one side)
Brunette: It would have to be temporary
Blonde: Yes. Couldn’t live with it for long
Brunette: No, you wouldn’t want to look at that for more than a month.
Blonde: Wouldn’t want to look at that for more than a day.
Brunette: You’re right, It’s really quite awful
Blonde: Horriffic.
Brunette: Cheap and tacky looking
Blonde: Come on, lets look at the candles...

2 Comments:

Blogger Nick said...

were they muppets, sitting in a theatre box?

8:56 AM  
Blogger Twila Grace said...

Wonderful story!

3:00 AM  

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