Socks

Me: Do you want to see the socks I am knitting? (proudly show my half finished sock.)
Colleague: Knitting? Socks aren’t knitted.
Me: Eh? Of course they are. How did you think socks are made? Admittedly most are knitted by machine with very fine yarn, but they are practically all, without exception, knitted.
Colleague: (shrugs) I just buy mine from a shop.
Me: where’s the fun in that?
Colleague: You’re mental.