Cupboard Love

Me: hello my beautiful kittys!
Macy: Oh Christ.
Me: ooooh hello...how about a little cuddle for Mummy. (picks up kitten)
Macy: Look. I'll tolerate this 'cuddling' thing for a finite period because I know it's part of the food deal, but overstep the mark and the claws are out.
Me: There. That's not so bad is it?
Macy: Yeah, whatever. Anything doing on the food front?
Me: (puts kitten down) Good girls. tea time for good little kittens.
Macy: About time. By the way, I've done a shit in your slipper. I expect you'll find it later.