is anywhere sacred these days?

Nick needs contant stimulation. He can't abide being left to the mercy of his own thoughts for more than a few moments. If he is standing in a queue for 30 seconds he'll be playing backgammon on his i-phone. He likes to go to sleep with the radio on, and he absolutely has to have the newspaper everyday, even if he only has 10 minutes to read it.

Perhaps he needs one of these to ensure that his brain demons don't strike while sitting on the loo.